happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

johnnybooboo:

you really shouldn’t have

happy birthday to aoba, sei, and ren!!

awake-spirit:

bakeddeer:

lady-kirschstein:

#brokeback mountain



omg what have you all done

roachpatrol:

bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

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I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

what the fuck i want a million

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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lampsarepeopletoo:

my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve”

flowury:

truesoutherncharm:

felicefawn:

When someone speaks of you negatively, be flattered. To be in someone’s mind is to have power over them. Revel in the fact that they subconsciously reserve thoughts and energy for you.

This is gold.

My mantra